someone threw a cat at me.

SPLASH! (my cats name <)

Someone threw a Telephone at me!

Yes! Head Shot.
Ouch Some threw A A AAAAAA MCDONALD CLOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seriously..

Someone threw a bear at me!

Oops ;-; sorry

Who threw a Blue toxic At me! (My chicken smoothie deam pet one of them <)

I thought it was an energy drink sozry!



WHO THER A FOX AT ME ONG OMG OMGGGGn *turns into afox*

Aw, I love foxes c: I'll adopt you cx

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WTF SOMEONE THREW A TV AT ME WTFFFFF

Do we call a technician or an ambulance?

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SOMEONE THREW A FUCKING FETUS AT ME

whAT

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Someone threw a glass of water at me! (ow!)

O MY. ;o;

Someone threw a mouse at me!

idc if it's an animal mouse or a computer mouse, I'll take both!

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Someone threw a tissue at me!

Oh nooooo!!! runnnnnnnnn for my lifee

Someone threw ISIS at me11!

Lol run m8!!! xDDD


Someone threw a jar of marmalade at me!!!

Marmalade sounds cool, but JAR.

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Someone threw an apple pen at me o.O
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

RUNNNNNNNN
Someone threw a pizza at me!

Eat it.

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Someone threw a bunny at me!

Awww!!!! Cute attack cx

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Someone threw a bed at me!

whoa there

someone threw a spongebob at me

Nice.

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Someone threw a big dog at me

Looking at your avatar, you are dead lmao


Someone threw a "Someone threw a ____ at me" at me