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I was laughing at this for long

You guys need to SAVE your plots and then put the link, so everyone can see it by just going to the link :3

Sorry for double post, but I wanted to bump it :/

Someone like Pete

Ikki's Adventures In Western Air Temple
- a children's novel
by Lolita
It was a time of terror. Bossy firebenders would bully each other in the street.

Only one woman knows how to stop the terror. One funny, nice woman - Ikki Airbender.

Ikki is a seven-year-old teacher from Western Air Temple with a thirst for pillows.

She knows that to stop the bossy firebenders from continuing their dastardly deeds, she must betray her hyper sister, Jinora Airbender.

She gives up her strange life and travels to Ba Sing Se where she attends an important Easter and acquires some happy power.

However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Ikki. She is left with two options: stop the bossy firebenders in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.

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Everything made sense until the sev-year-old TEACHER had a thrist for PILLOWS XD

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Two Selfish Uncles Laughing to the Beat
- a short story
by Writer Unknown
Marion Noris looked at the crumpled banana in her hands and felt active.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her pretty surroundings. She had always loved sleepy Dallas with its iffy, ice-dancing igloos. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel active.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Richard Ferguson. Richard was a popular elephant with ginger fingers and charming eyes.

Marion gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a proud, adorable, cocoa drinker with sloppy fingers and ginger eyes. Her friends saw her as a smelly, sour saint. Once, she had even helped a sparkling owl cross the road.

But not even a proud person who had once helped a sparkling owl cross the road, was prepared for what Richard had in store today.

The rain hammered like cooking puppies, making Marion barmy.

As Marion stepped outside and Richard came closer, she could see the modern glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want some more Twitter followers," Richard bellowed, in an intuitive tone. He slammed his fist against Marion's chest, with the force of 715 dogs. "I frigging hate you, Marion Noris."

Marion looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the crumpled banana. "Richard, I admire your eyebrows," she replied.

They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two many, mushy maggots thinking at a very hungry Valentine's meal, which had flute music playing in the background and two selfish uncles laughing to the beat.

Marion studied Richard's ginger fingers and charming eyes. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Twitter followers," she explained, in pitying tones.

Richard looked sneezy, his body raw like a broad, bulbous blade.

Marion could actually hear Richard's body shatter into 1004 pieces. Then the popular elephant hurried away into the distance.

Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Marion's nerves tonight.

THE END

another happy ending~

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Gregory Slaughterhouse looked at the warped banana in his hands and felt concerned.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always hated sleepy Philadelphia with its nosy, nasty nooks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel concerned.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Suki Doop. Suki was a controlling juggler with greasy elbows and grubby eyes.

Gregory gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a malicious, generous, whiskey drinker with vast elbows and red eyes. His friends saw him as a filthy, flaky friend. Once, he had even helped a stagnant old man cross the road.

But not even a malicious person who had once helped a stagnant old man cross the road, was prepared for what Suki had in store today.

The clouds danced like dancing pigeons, making Gregory barmy.

As Gregory stepped outside and Suki came closer, he could see the quick glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want love," Suki bellowed, in a noble tone. She slammed her fist against Gregory's chest, with the force of 5955 frogs. "I frigging love you, Gregory Slaughterhouse."

Gregory looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the warped banana. "Suki, let's get married," he replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two eggy, early elephants shouting at a very clumsy funeral, which had classical music playing in the background and two giving uncles sitting to the beat.

Suddenly, Suki lunged forward and tried to punch Gregory in the face. Quickly, Gregory grabbed the warped banana and brought it down on Suki's skull.

Suki's greasy elbows trembled and her grubby eyes wobbled. She looked stressed, her body raw like a raspy, racid record.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Suki Doop was dead.

Gregory Slaughterhouse went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END

...I don't even know what to think of this.

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Shard pixel is a ugly, smelly and nice clown from Ohio. His life is going nowhere until he meets Foxie J, a tight, sweet woman with a passion for booze.

Shard takes an instant disliking to Foxie and the dark and evil ways she learnt during her years in Ireland.

However, when a cow tries to gobble Shard, Foxie springs to the rescue. Shard begins to notices that Foxie is actually rather romantic at heart.

But, the pressures of Foxie's job as a fishmonger leave her blind to Shard's affections and Shard takes up baking to try an distract herself.

Finally, when sarcastic swordsman, Terbian , threatens to come between them, Foxie has to act fast. But will they ever find the hot love that they deserve?

Um, what

Dad, You Know When You Sat Bravely?
- a drabble
by Untitled writer
"Dad, what do you think of fake flaps?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my greasy soles? Some say they're like a giant snake."

"Um..."

"Do you think my leg is like a squidgy kettle?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Honey says that my hill is like a minuscule teapot that likes swimming enjoyably whilst waving its moles."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you sat bravely? I heard it was like accidentally dancing."

"Oh look, clouds outside!"

"But Dad, I am an ill-meaning teapot!"

(Chatter!)

~ 100 words ~

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What the hell.

http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/mci3/derpin-derper-wizard.html

this was just weird because i had no idea what i was doing

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The Giggly Stranger
- a mystery
by idk
The evil, not evil town of Ooooo holds a secret.

Im Cool has the perfect life working as a street sweeper in the city and floating with his rude boyfriend, Nourn Ot.

However, when he finds a non existent rock in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Cool family.

A comic-con leaves Im with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to somewhat evil Ooooo to find some answers.

At first the people of Ooooo are unhelpful and friendly. He is intrigued by the curiously giggly prison guard, Yesua Re. However, after she introduces him to hard internet, Im slowly finds himself drawn into a web of eating chocolate, stealing air and perhaps, even looking at drugs.

Can Im resist the charms of Yesua Re and uncover the secret of the non existent rock before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Ooooo legend?

-100/10 would read

''Terri Swan, the Sprite
- a fantasy novel


by Willow


In a house there lived a killer, deserted sprite named Terri Swan. Not a funny pointy, scheming house, filled with knives and a sleepy smell, nor yet a short, charming, curvaceous house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a sprite-house, and that means comfort.

One day, after a troubling visit from the gremlin Maud Parker, Terri leaves her house and sets out in search of three moist potions. A quest undertaken in the company of people, youths and goblins.

In the search for the gremlin-guarded potions, Terri Swan surprises even herself with her resourcefulness and skill as a nurse.

During her travels, Terri rescues a sword, an heirloom belonging to Maud. But when Maud refuses to try rampaging, their friendship is over.

However, Maud is wounded at the Battle of Britain and the two reconcile just before Terri engages in some serious rampaging.

Terri accepts one of the three moist potions and returns home to her house a very wealthy sprite.''

Wow, this is cool.

Selfish sayaka miki
- a short story
by snake
sayaka miki was thinking about kyouko sakura again. kyouko was a brave gamer with beautiful eyebrows and long legs.

sayaka walked over to the window and reflected on her wild surroundings. She had always loved cosy Chicago with its bad, brainy beaches. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel delighted.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a brave figure of kyouko sakura.

sayaka gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a selfish, remarkable, beer drinker with perfect eyebrows and curvy legs. Her friends saw her as an adventurous, afraid angel. Once, she had even saved a sturdy old lady that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a selfish person who had once saved a sturdy old lady that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what kyouko had in store today.

The wind blew like eating owls, making sayaka confident. sayaka grabbed a giant gun that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As sayaka stepped outside and kyouko came closer, she could see the alive glint in her eye.

kyouko glared with all the wrath of 1658 admirable little lizards. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Internet access."

sayaka looked back, even more confident and still fingering the giant gun. "kyouko, hands up or I'll shoot," she replied.

They looked at each other with irritable feelings, like two horrible, helpful horses shouting at a very incredible engagement party, which had piano music playing in the background and two noble uncles partying to the beat.

sayaka regarded kyouko's beautiful eyebrows and long legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed sayaka with a delighted grin.

kyouko looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a new, narrow newspaper.

Then kyouko came inside for a nice drink of beer.

THE END

There's a brave new boy in Hanaroshi and he has everybody talking. Stunningly handsome and devastatingly pale, all the girls want him. However, Ketsueki Hakushaku has a secret - he's a deceiving vampire.

Kaiko Umehara is a clever, petite girl who enjoys socialising. She becomes fascinated by Ketsueki who can stop basketballs with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her best friend, an optimistic hanbun called Rena, helps Kaiko begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the bloody, red sword.

When bodies start turning up all over Hanaroshi, Kaiko begins to fear the worst. The hanbun urges her to report Ketsueki to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist Ketsueki's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught laughing with the vampire?
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At least mine was the only that looked normal. Also a hanbun is a creature that is both dead and alive. They can switch between the 'spirit plane' and the material plane. It isn't mentioned in stories, but whatever.

Oh my gah, I have a fondness for weird Japanese names.
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Mangled appendages have been turning up all over Japan and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a cleaver, and still nobody has a clue who the ruthless killer is.

Doctor Ichino Izakiya is a handsome and intelligent doctor with a fondness for life. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the scheming killer.

When his sister, Suki Izakiya-Chen, is kidnapped, Doctor Izakiya finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a ripped note.

He enlists the help of a kind nurse called Saiko Chiba.

Can Chiba help Izakiya overcome his liquor addiction and find the answers before the malicious killer and his deadly cleaver strike again?

Tina Hardimos was thinking about Jean Aponte again. Jean was a patient doctor with vast moles and skinny toes.

Tina walked over to the window and reflected on her haunted surroundings. She had always loved ugly Amityville with its rotten, ratty rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel calm.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a patient figure of Jean Aponte.

Tina gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an understanding, articulate, port drinker with short moles and ample toes. Her friends saw her as a purple, pleasant patient. Once, she had even helped a kindhearted toddler cross the road.

But not even an understanding person who had once helped a kindhearted toddler cross the road, was prepared for what Jean had in store today.

The clouds danced like rampaging ostriches, making Tina disturbing. Tina grabbed a solid blade that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Tina stepped outside and Jean came closer, she could see the unusual glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want pleasure," Jean bellowed, in a popular tone. He slammed his fist against Tina's chest, with the force of 3945 humming birds. "I frigging love you, Tina Hardimos."

Tina looked back, even more disturbing and still fingering the solid blade. "Jean, leave me be Jean," she replied.

They looked at each other with healthy feelings, like two pong, pleasant puppies swimming at a very deranged Christening, which had flute music playing in the background and two wild uncles sleeping to the beat.

Suddenly, Jean lunged forward and tried to punch Tina in the face. Quickly, Tina grabbed the solid blade and brought it down on Jean's skull.

Jean's vast moles trembled and his skinny toes wobbled. He looked lonely, his body raw like a raw, rapid record.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jean Aponte was dead.

Tina Hardimos went back inside and made herself a nice glass of port.

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Oh my

I hit a my food and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry
by Sammy

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, wand in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I hit a my food and I liked it
The taste of his sexy bottom
I hit a my food just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I hit a my food and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Wonderful people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I hit a my food and I liked it
The smell of his horny cock
I hit a my food just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I hit a my food and I liked it
I liked it,

Those boys they are so magical
Sexy bottom, horny cock, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I hit a my food and I liked it
The sound of his dumb lips
I hit a my food just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I hit a my food and I liked it
I liked it

I liked the feel of his sexy head
I liked the feel of his sexy head.

=.= Think I went too far...
But why the hell is this song "I kissed a girl" = =

The Big Puffer Fish
- a mystery
by Sammy

The wonderful, magical town of Glee Club holds a secret.

Sam Evans has the perfect life working as a singer in the city and S** with his bitchy boyfriend, Evan Evans.

However, when he finds a big Puffer Fish in his cellar, he begins to realize that things are not quite as they seem in the Evans family.

A Party leaves Sam with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to dumb Glee Club to find some answers.

At first the people of Glee Club are kind and mean. He is intrigued by the curiously funny dancer, Marley Rose. However, after she introduces him to hard singing, Sam slowly finds himself drawn into a web of racism, robbery and perhaps, even murder.

Can Sam resist the charms of Marley Rose and uncover the secret of the big Puffer Fish before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Glee Club legend?

._. I made him Bis...