I would walk into the radio active fallout, then turn into a teenage mutant ninja roach!
:3

omg rly?? xD lol E: this is the nuke sign: ☢YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED☢

Run away. I might have a chance to live.
If I get out alive, people will probably step on me anyways. -3-

Become involved in those science fiction mutation and become a very strong roach, conquer the land, build a constitution, ammass a roach army, and roam the earth for many years to come

ooo ya know that might work too :O