coz ur gay

mom y cant i eat u?

Cuz 'mother' doesnt go down well xD

Mum, why can't justin Bieber die already?

Fangirls always save him from commiting suicide. -.-

Mum why can't I get off of the laptop?

Cause you never pressed log off or shut down


Mom why can't i have club penguin membership or moshi monster membership or maybe animal jam membership or maybe be staff on a game pleaseeeeeeeeeee

because I hate you.

mom why can't I play on the tfm forums? D:

Cos your a 30 yr old male, not married, lives with me and is on probation for being a pedophile.

Mum why does apple make products every 2 seconds o.o

because there smarter than you .-.

Mom how come i cant have a phone

becasue they are boring.

mom why can't I hug my cat?

coz u kill it like the last 1

mom y cant i be jeff? https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAxTa21NtIuiIK1euUHYs4a58XwiLymihEKgvIDy8fiD8tSeK5HA

your too good

mom,why cant slendy cum over?

Because he'll kill your Rainbow Nyan Dash.

Mom, why can't Rainbow Nyan Dash die? :3

Because Slendy didn't come over.


Mom , Why Can't I have some milk?

Cause you'll be saying: LOOK AT DESE

Mom, why cant i be in my birthday suit all the time? o3o.

CAUSE I HATE ALL YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS.

Mom, why cant i have a pet computer?

because you touch yourself at night

Mom, why cant i be sydoline?

because i want you to be slenderman

mom, why cant you get rid of eyeless jack he is always at my window when im sleepin

That's your dad dammit

mom, why can't you talk dirty to me?

Because you're my sweetie pie!


Why can't I have a fennic fox?

because they go nom nom nom nom nom to your brains honey
Mom, why was I banned for so long?

Because you were hacking into different rooms acting like superman. e-e


Mom, Why can't I have a cat?