We're called TACO Bell for a reason! Less chips, more tacos! That'll be $7.99.

Popeye's: I want an order of Popcorn Shrimp with BBQ sauce and a Coke.

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The BBQ sauce got spoiled! That'll be $5.00.

Subway: I would like a side of shrimp salad and a chicken mongoose Sub. =)

We ran out of chicken mongoose, so you only get the mongoose. That'll be $7.99.

Burger King: I'll take a cheeseburger and a large fry.

We ran out of cheese. Now you have a hamburger. That would be $6.76

Tim Hortons: I would like a small hot chocolate and a blueberry muffin, please.

We ran out of blueberries. Those are poisonous berries...what, nothing, that'll be $5.99.

Dunkin Donuts: I'll have a chocolate sprinkled doughnut and a medium coffee.

Sorry, we ran out of coffee beans nowits just hot water colored brown. That will be $5.70

Long John Silver's: I would like the crab cake combo meal and two hush puppies, please

We don't serve any of that anymore, it didn't pass the health inspection. But there's still a standing fee, $4.

McDonalds: Yeah I want the Chicken McNuggets with fries and a chocolate shake.

Hey, it's not real chicken. Just saying. That'll be $8.50.

Taco Bell: I want 5 tacos with some of that green sauce.

Pst.... The green sauce is not the sauce you're looking for. Anyways, $7.00!

Sonic: I would like 2 smoothies filled with cream and a side of onion rings.

Yeah um those onion rings is just dough with garlic in it. Not kiddin'. $16.87.

KFC: I would like some boneless fried chicken with some sauce.

Well, the name may not sound so true after you bite it..... $8.90.

In-n-Out: I would like 5 large Soda beverages.

Warning: those sodas will cause you great discomfort in your stomach... $10.00 please!

Wendy's: I'd like a chocolate Frosty and a large fry.

The chocolate frosty is secretly a milkshake that is frozen.... $6.00!

Red Robins: I would like a huge bacon burger with a large coke.

Kk. (giggles and whispers to self) its poison. Thats $99999999999999999.9. Dairy queen: Gimme 500000000 milkchakes. Lemme be fat.

No, fat is illegal in Canada.

Pizza Hut: A Pizza Hut? A PIZZA HUT? KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT?!?!
...Anyway, give me buffalo wings.

Psh. This is a pizza store man... $4.00.


Mcdonalds: I would like a 20 piece chicken mcnuggets with a happy meal (lol).

I'm so sorry, we are low on mcnuggets so you only get 19. That will be $7.20

McDonalds: Hello i am throwing a party so i need 10 mcchicken sandwichs, 10 hamburgers, and 20 small french fries please.

Why the small fries though???? I'll change that to large. =) Thank me later. $25.00!

Sonic: I would like a small lemon frosty.

That's not lemon...it's LIME! ...what? That'll be $3.99.

McDonalds: I would like a Happy Meal (and I better get my toy with that)

Here's a Happy Meal and a girl toy. Oh, wait, fresh out. No toy for you! ^_^

Papa John's: I would like one of your pepperss that comes with the pizza.