im going to drive u over 1000000000000000 then eat u barf u out run u over again and then through u out to the crocadiles
.-. was i evil enough
aslo i'll chainsaw that crocadile then i'll put u in fluttershy's shed for safe keeping >:D
evil enough now >:D
???

Hmmm I will Kidnap you and Rip your eyes out while you still alive then take out your heart then cut you to mini pieces and mix it with cement and then mail it to your parents (eh I think that's pretty evil) >:3

i'll kidnap u shut up in a locker to rot for 3 years. come back and chainsaw ur rotting corpse to bits then i'll send it to everyone in ur family then i'll send smile dog pictures to all ur family members then i'll murder them all with my chainsaw and send their mini peices of body parts to their friends :l

khjfkjh a dit :

i'll kidnap u shut up in a locker to rot for 3 years. come back and chainsaw ur rotting corpse to bits then i'll send it to everyone in ur family then i'll send smile dog pictures to all ur family members then i'll murder them all with my chainsaw and send their mini peices of body parts to their friends :l

That Awkward moment when half your family is already dead :|

I will lock you in a small cold and dank room with Justin Beiber "Baby" playing at full blast while forcing you to watch hours of Miley Cyrus, then I will make you watch your whole family and all your friends suffer a slow and painful death while I starve and dehydrate you. Then I will make you slowly suffer by cutting open your stomach and pulling out your insides, but before you die I'll pump some more adrenaline in to you so you can live while I gouge out your eyes, cut off your fingers and toes and pull out your teeth.... Was that evil? ._.

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I will lock u in an abandoned prison cell and torture u and beat u up. Once u are weak and bruised I will starve you and give u almost no water at all while every day I cut off a finger or toe or tooth for 2 weeks until u are starved and crazed with hunger. Then I will capture your family and anyone significant in your life and make u kill one of them each day for your only source of food, or else u starve for that day. I will make u kill the ones closest to your heart last as u watch them try to struggle and hear their screams and until u kill them I will make u watch them get tortured everyday. Finally, once they are all dead, I will horribly cripple you by gouging out eyes, removing limbs, cutting your body and breaking bones. Finally, I will leave you to die of starvation or thirst while you are in such horrible pain. .3. How was that?

ill poop in ur kitchen then steal all your soda! And burn ur house down little by little till everything is gone Hehehe.

Ok! Water-Check! Super powered fizzy soda-check! Trapdoor leading to lava- muahahah...MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm gonna use you for war cakes, but I'm very fast and you can't stab me!

I kill your family and all your friends.

nibblerrat a dit :

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I will lock u in an abandoned prison cell and torture u and beat u up. Once u are weak and bruised I will starve you and give u almost no water at all while every day I cut off a finger or toe or tooth for 2 weeks until u are starved and crazed with hunger. Then I will capture your family and anyone significant in your life and make u kill one of them each day for your only source of food, or else u starve for that day. I will make u kill the ones closest to your heart last as u watch them try to struggle and hear their screams and until u kill them I will make u watch them get tortured everyday. Finally, once they are all dead, I will horribly cripple you by gouging out eyes, removing limbs, cutting your body and breaking bones. Finally, I will leave you to die of starvation or thirst while you are in such horrible pain. .3. How was that?

wat violence :l oh hai there jeffy im going to put u on a machine that tears ur limbs off... slowly.. 1 limb at a time... no food no water... no not even knifes XD.... and i'll watch u like a perv while u scream in pain... i'll go into the room everynight and say.. go to sleep.... and i'll stair at u with these cat eyes for days.. till... u finally... go... to... SLEEP.............

Kill your relatives and make you watch, then gouge out your eyes, put a bag over your head, and send you into a desert to die.

OMG bad kitty !!! è_é
No milk for you.

i don't drink milk... it gives me cramps in the tail
i'll watch u at night jeffy.... i'll watch u with these giant cat eyes till u go insane and kill urself >:D

All this evil!! But can we all agree that being evil doesn't mean just being violent? For example... I will be able by making sure all your bacon is burnt and un-edible! I will steal your Nutella and wash it down the drain... And lastly I will throw sand in your bed so when you try to sleep, all you will feel are these grains of sand scratching and irritating you!! Muahahahahaha!!!!

Nope. Number one, I don't eat bacon.
Number two, I don't have any Nutella, and number three, I can just vacuum the sand out.
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I'll tie you up and put you in a room with nothing inside. You're blindfolded, muted, and I'll also get rid of your hearing. There will be no one to talk to. You're stuck in an empty prison cellar. I'll watch you from afar as you go insane and eventually starve or dehydrate to death.

People are very social beings.

i like burnt bacon
ill go to the store and buy a new one
ill use a vaccuum cleaner

ill confiscate all your electronic devices >:)

LIES!! ALL LIES!! D: Who the heck doesn't eat bacon? And who likes it burnt?? I prefer crispy.... And if you get more nutella I will do the same... And we both know that the sand will be there, its always there for atleast a week of vacuming!

And you secretmiss are truly evil for that one.... D:

sirenfairy a dit :

All this evil!! But can we all agree that being evil doesn't mean just being violent? For example... I will be able by making sure all your bacon is burnt and un-edible! I will steal your Nutella and wash it down the drain... And lastly I will throw sand in your bed so when you try to sleep, all you will feel are these grains of sand scratching and irritating you!! Muahahahahaha!!!!

i sleep on sand *snores*

I so evil, I steal all your....



pie.

There!

I CONFESSED!

HAPPY!? D:

Evil newb .3.

In the middle of the night, I will go into your house, give you rabies and watch you suffer. Nasty disease. .3.3.3.3.3. MUAHAHAHAHAHA