*marries your dog*
My dog ate nothing because i dont have 1

Because I killed it >:D
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My dog ate my video games *huge explosion*

Cause i play video games in your dogs stomach.. ~Grabs Pacman Game~ ;3;
My dog twerked on you

GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

My dog ate neighbor, who also happens to be a teacher at my school.

Well i happened to be in that class so YAY NO SCHOOL TODAY!

My dog ate miley cirus now he's twerking alot

i thank that dog

MY DOG ATE A FINGER

i would stab that dog to death

a dog and my computer :c

skippping!


My dog ate my tail .O. help XC

U DON'T HAVE A TAIL CUZ I ALREADY CHOPPED IT OFF!

My dog ate mah Pichu ;-;

my dog ate my grand piano *cries its my life*

^ Skip.

PICHU?!?! AWW I ALWAYS LOVED PICHU!



My dog ate this:


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oh dear "hears gunshot" better check on your dog

My dog ate your School

I don't have school, I have homeschool, so I'm not affected. XD

My dog ate ur computer, lawl!

No, he ate another cat
MY DOG ATE MY BATHTUB! ;o;

Lucky! No baths for you...., you should be thanking him.her

MY DOG ATE MY TOASTER!

oh no you cant make anymore toast
my dog ate my candy

Less fat 4 u

My dog ate my transformice accout !

HOW THE F*** IS THAT POSSIBLE XD

My dog ate mwa chocolaté

Better get it to the vet (Chocolate is Posin to cats and dogs)

My dog ate your Shoes

Gonna kick yo ass back to da Capitol

Mah dawg aet yo i's
(Translation: My dog ate your eyes)