"[command], filthy peasant." - self-explanatory ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Oh my." - random phrase for surprise

"I don't speak with filthy mere mortals." - don't feel like talking to friends

"I hate you forever." - someone making a mistake to me

"Hello there, fellow human being" - a greeting I sometimes use

'jesus christ'
'oh my god'
'suck my pula' [a bit of a romanian habit of mine]
'die'
'you piece of shit'
'fufuss' [ffs]

for random surprise attacks, i impulsively yell out really vulgar word pairings like 'bullsht vagna' or 'jesus balls'

removed some vowels to keep it spg-13 or simply E nowadays

"Oh my god" - Surprised only used sometimes though.
"Jesus Christ!" - Once agian surprised only used sometimes.
"Die!" or "Any last words before I bury you six feet underground?" -When very angry.
"Eh bye" -When in a mood and I have to say good bye to someone.
"What did you just say?!" -When someone makes fun of something I like/love

when someone makes a lame joke: "woow.. that wasnt funny buddy"
when I get mad "FUCK U SUCKERS"
when I gota do homeworks/read: FAAAAWWWWWWWWWKKKKK
"NOOB SHAMAN!!!!!!!!!!"

when my friends mess up i say "goodjub geniuss!"