Let him die in neurotoxin or put him in some testing chambers i'm not sure what would be better

Kill it

give him food

Attempt to be petted by avatar

Spit the cat.

run away from a life :P

yell at it then kill it

contemplate which one is the real dan and which one is the dan clone

"who the fuck are you"

make friends with it then kill it :P

*Gets flamethrower*

Kill it

hit it with a spoon

call the cops

*waits and watches the exctitng fight*

*Hear songs along with it*

*gives one of my earphones to it*

just say ''what''