NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO dead


XD I stole your computer

I NEVER HAD ONE ANYWAY

HA LAPTOPS FTW

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I stole your oxygen

I can use another substance on the periodic table. xD

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XD I stole your favorite T-Shirt

I'll GET YOU, SILLY HOUSE PETS!

XD I stole ur face

I took it back hAHAH

XD I stole your favorite game

It's in your wallet

XD I stole your ipad

how, why, can i know

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xD I stole your cat