What do you do when you see a noob failing?

Title says it all. So, what do you do?

*totaly misses it*

*laughs without typing in chat and explains him*

*freezes, staring at the monitor and thinks "how the hell do I do that?"*

*sugh*
Okay, here's how you do it. TYPE "!help" IN THE DAMN CHAT YOU *****
*forgets what happened and continues playing*

*facepalm*
*types in chat: How can someone be THAT dumb?!*

*sugh*
Okay, here's how you do it. READ THE DAMN TUTORIAL MADE BY SHAMOUSEY AND FOR SHIT'S SAKE UNDERSTAND YOU *****
*forgets what happened and continues playing*

*types in chat: You seriously don't know how to do his? Bahahahahaaa, what a noob...

Whisper him and tell him what to do to success

#21

do nothing bc its in the hands of natural selection

#22

I wouldn't bother helping because anyways I doubt they would understand so easily, but I wouldn't bother being a bitch about it since they have barely any experience with the game anyway. You can't blame someone for not being good at something, especially a game.
and yes, natural selection indeed

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#23

i don't bother with it or i just miss it trying to stay alive myself
deep down, i want to help them...

#24

Zakryah a dit :
Help them. Being a pretentious dick is fucking gross and doesn't help the newbie. If you do that you're an ass.

I WOULD ALSO AND oops caps and also facepalm irl .-.

#25

I'd try to help them because why wouldn't I? It's just despair-inducingly cruel to see somebody struggling and not do anything about it. Sometimes, I don't even notice, though... But, when I do, I try my best to give them the hope that they deserve!

#26

Top wins so far, I chose top, lucky me. XD

#27

Ignore it
if the noob is the shaman I'll let the EN/PL server community cuss him/her out to the point of no return

#28

I usually just ignore them, but if they're having trouble I wait at the hole for them until it's 20 seconds

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#29

If they take too much time, I'll leave the room since I'm not going to fucking wait each round

#30

people rage when you tell them stuff and their like "BLABLAH" so i just face palm in real life and yell at my screen cx

#31

I miss it.

#32

i'd try my best to help them and encourage them, even if everyone else is bringing them down.
we were all new once, no need to get mad at someone because they're new to the game.

#33

I wouldn't really pay attention to it because I'd be on another tab doing something else. If I am paying attention, I'd be helping the person a little by giving them some advice.

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#34

Tbh i just lmao without typing and watch them fail

#35

i laugh

but i know they're new

#36

i dont really say anything haha

#37

I literally do nothing.
I don't laugh at them, insult them, or help them.
I just keep silent in the chat (I usually /never/ talk in chat), focus on my mouse and my objective, and simply watch them and hope they get better someday.

I mean, we /all/ were at that point, right? When we didn't know how to spawn a red nail, jump over a cannonball, or walljump. So it's happening to them the same it happened to us and they'll learn.

#38

I usually don't react. Mistakes happen; they'll learn.

#39

winter4438 a dit :
I usually don't react. Mistakes happen; they'll learn.

same

#40

I usually ignore them, but whenever I feel like it, I help them out.

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