Clean it with poop. Then your poop should be fine.

DOCTOR DOCTOR! I can't make any pop-cultural references!

Fireddd!


:OOO NOOOOOOOOO *Slaps with a metal pole* IT WAS GARFIELD

Doctor! doctor! my butt itches!

Ok, use this, it will get rid of the itching! *Gives itch powder in a red box with sharpie written words "No more itching stuff"

Uhm, I'll restart this ;

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Doctor! Doctor! My head is hurting so bad! ;~;

Iceroserunite: Fired.

DOCTOR HALP Bacterias going to eat up my arm!
I'm not gonna tell you what I mean if you don't know then too bad.

I'm going to cut your arm, sorry.

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Doctor! Doctor! I don't feel my leg!

"I'm going to run tests," says Flowerworld. "Then I'll bring you water." I brought her the hottest water ever.

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missiclinda a dit :

I'm going to cut your arm, sorry.

OH MY GOD YOURE DOING THE RIGHT THING YOURE DOING AMPUTATION.

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DOCTOR HALP I HAVE SKIN CANCER!

Sorry, I can't help you.

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Doctor! Doctor! My arm is broken! :c

I CAN FIX IT!
*Pours powdered sugar all over it, then icing, followed by every sprinkle in existence* FIXED!

Doctor! Doctor! I'm in labor! ;-;

Oh, sorry, i'm not a good doctor.

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Doctor ! Doctor! I'm going to die!

*Kills them and makes them get out*
"You can thank me later."

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Doctor! Doctor! My back and skull are broken!

Can I plan the funeral? I love parties!

Doctor! Doctor! I can't breath!

Oh, well let me fix you, as soon i'll finish my sandwich

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Doctor! Doctor! I'm feeling sick!

Oops,
Sorry bout that, ignore mine ..

I won't ignore anything! wait..

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Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my leg!

Ok, here! *Breaks their bone and gives pain killer for the bone* FIXED!

Doctor! Doctor! I've been shot!

Omg I need to refresh xD

*Refreshes for her, and then actidently puts glue where the bullet is* FIXED!

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Docter! Docter! I'm anorexic and I need your advice!

I'm gonna take it out. soon.

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Doctor! Doctor! I'm getting cancer!

Meh. :makes her have more cancer:

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DOCTOR!! I NEED URGENT HELP! I'VE BEEN STABBED 10 TIMES AND I'M LUCKY I'M ALIVE! HEAL ME, PLEASEEEE!