scream
i do not like Club penguin O_O

OH NOES
you lost your nose what do you do

rip off yours and stitch it to my face

oh no someone got on your tfm account and reset EVERYTHING and deleted all of your friends and left your tribe! what do you do?

Meh, make a new account.

OH NOES! Bowser was finally taken over the mushroom kingdom! What do you do?

Shrug my shoulders and go play The Legend of Zelda

Oh No! Your family has dissapeared and hasn't returned for a year, what do you do?

Team up with him.
OH NO I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!

let someone do the thinking for you :P

OH NO
the last melon.... D:

da last melon wat?

Buy a new one

Oh Nuh! Ze cake fell into a vulcano!

Shrek is love,shrek is life, my friend.

Oh no! Your Bubblegum was too big that it exploded in the whole city! What do you do?

TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME :D bc i already did that once but it was sunny YAY

OH NO, your bff took all our favorite things ;-; what do you do?

buy some stuff on ebay
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OH NO, you can't find your chair! What do you do?

double ops sorryyy

human stool duhh]
servant
come
beckons servant

oh no! you ran out of nutella! what do you do?

-pulls a second out of my pocket- ooo! :D -it breaks- <.< its oki i have a third somewere...

OH NO BRO I CAME INTO UR HOUSE AND STOLE ALL UR TWINKIES WAT DO YOU DO -eats one- :3!

Need a gun and kill him or tell the police.

Oh no! GODZILLA (2014)comes on your land! WHAT DO YOU DO??

Kill it with a stick.
NO, STICKS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM NOW..
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oh no! you have no more Pocky! (pretzels dipped with chocolate/strawberry ) What do you do?

Cry

Oh no, Disney took over the world D: