Fallingspear a dit :

not really weird/interesting but my fourth grade teacher used the term 'JK'
literally saying
J.K.

and everyone in the class was like what

This year our computer teacher went 'idk' and we were like 'O_O'
She's awesome xD

My teacher once told me my head was hollow so I replied: "I like your hair, how'd you get it to come out of your nose like that?"
Got a detention but pshh.

damn there's so many things

"MY CLASSROOM IS NO TV SHOW"

OH I almost forgot...

“SINCE WHEN ARE THERE DINOSAURS IN MY PERIOD??”

Because the class was talking about dinosaurs and Jurassic Park xD

a kid named Jakhi said "can we text to seext?" the whole class laughed and our teacher said " not until your merried." then i just wanted to laugh but..yeah :p

My 3rd grade teacher (I'm in 6th now.) Threw a whiteboard marker at me while I was drawing and hit my shoulder, does that count?

That's... Nice.

It wasn't said to me, but to a classmate, all said in ONE DAY!
"What is the but?"
"I NEED THE BUT!"
"It was a big but."

There was a 'but' in a question they answered and they forgot to include it, of course we all knew what the teacher was talking about when she said the above, but we all started giggling.

In the 3rd grade, we were in class and this boy right next to me was pissing me off, so for some reason I thought it was right to throw my pencil in the air and it made a thump at the ceiling. Needless to say, everyone got quiet and my teacher was staring at me like wtf did you just do.

Last year in third grade, we were in French class and Mme.Brohman was doing flashcards and she said "puce" (poo- say) and almost everyone was laughing, because it sounded like pussy.
Also after she said that, a guy in my class said "They think you said pussy". and everyone started to laugh.

My former principle once told us about a story of foot dust.
Foot. Dust.

I'm going to sound so immature.
The teacher didn't specifically say this to me, more of herself, just, look.

*writes on whiteboard*
"My thingy isn't working!" She says.
Now, my classmates have this connection, so instead of laughing, we just stared at each other. Obviously, we knew what we were thinking.

"GET YOUR HAND'S OFF THE TV".

today was Christmas Jumper day and the year 8 teacher was wearing this jumper that had lots of stars on it. with him I do an afterschool club, and my teacher came in the classroom and said 'why does it stink here?'
then she said 'probably saturn passed gas' to that year 8 teacher

i couldn't stop laughing until i went home

Uhhh..

"Alivia can you see the tv?"

"Julia, you need to get a life." said my second grade teacher.

our class is arranged by numbers and letters so ex: 8D my class = Grade 8 class D

We had math and we had to do chart related stuff and my teacher said ''8D I've organized the charts so I don't to see any of the D's in my A's''

"JASON!GET THAT TACO MEAT OFF UR FACE!"

All i ever herd that she said until i zoned out

*history class in the 6th grade*
Teacher, giving me my test paper and pointing me a mistake: "Why have you wrote this? I even told everybody that there's a trick there"
Me: "I thought it was correct this way"
Teacher: "You are a girl, you are not supposed to think"