Because no one likes school.

Mum, why is city on fire?

mom why is my face on fire?

becase pewdiepie thinks your ugly, thats why.

mom, why is facebook on fire? XD

Well, you threw it into the fire.
Oh, you're drunk, go home.

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Mom why all my pencils are on fire?

Because you were drawing fire and it came to life.

Mother, why is the internet server on fire?

Because it was Internet Explorer and I wanted you to play outside rather than stare at a screen.

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Mum, why is my Dad on fire?

because he felt like it

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mum, why is dan on fire? HIS NAME IS DANISNOTONFIRE THIS IS NOT OKAY

Well, it's not Dan, it's your phone cx

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Mum? Why is my bed on fire?

because i microwaved it for too long

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why is my boyfriend on fire? (is it because he's h0t? :^) )

It's because he was such of a abomination that I doused him in gasoline and threw a light on him.

Why is youtube on fire?

Nbd knows.

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Mum, why is my ex boyfriend on fire?

he broke your heart so i decided to burn him

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Mum why is my tv on fire?

Because you use a lot of it.
Mum, why my crush is on fire?

Because you arent allowed to bet a boy/girlfriend yet.

Mom! Why am I on fire???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

oh my god sweetie are you okay

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why is dab howell on fire

Because he dabbed to much and howled.

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Mum why is my transformice on fire??

because you don't know dab howell

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mom why is my eye on fire

Because you looked at your crush.

Mum, why is my potato on fire?

because i put it in for too long

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mom why is my oven on fire