Fabillia a dit :

So a Panda walks into the Bar. He orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, shoots the waiter, then leaves. The bartender chases after the panda and shouts "Hey you gotta pay for that!" The panda turns and replies "Do you even know what pandas are? Look it up in the dictionary!" The bartender looks "panda" up in the dictionary and is says "A panda is a bear that eats chutes and leaves"

The panda a dit :

Bam-BOO!!!!

themilkguy a dit :

haruhitastic a dit :VoirMasquer

a pregnant woman goes into a coma, months later she wakes up. she is no longer pregnant.
"you had twins," remarks the nurse. "a boy and a girl. your brother named them, your husband was unsure what to choose.."
"what did he name my daughter?" the mother questions.
"denise," replies the nurse. the mother smiles warmly.
"i like that name. what about my son?"

I didn't get that joke -.-
"denephew."

lilytenten a dit :

What did the panda say to the other panda on halloween night?

The panda a dit :VoirMasquer

Bam-BOO!!!!

themilkguy a dit :VoirMasquer

haruhitastic a dit :VoirMasquer

a pregnant woman goes into a coma, months later she wakes up. she is no longer pregnant.
"you had twins," remarks the nurse. "a boy and a girl. your brother named them, your husband was unsure what to choose.."
"what did he name my daughter?" the mother questions.
"denise," replies the nurse. the mother smiles warmly.
"i like that name. what about my son?"

I didn't get that joke -.-
"denephew."

I think it's
De(the)-nephew.
Have any guesses now? I don't completely get it either. But that's why it's cheesy!

Person 1 a dit :

*Knock knock*

Person 2 a dit :

"Who's there?"

Person 1 a dit :

"Hoo."

Person 2 a dit :

"Hoo who?"

Person 1 a dit :

"....You an owl or somethin'?"

mcchonny a dit :

What are you called you are using the bathroom?

European.