"Oi" or "Adey"

"wason"

hi ^-^

punch em' in the face
"Aye!"

If I know and am friends with the person:
"Hey wassup gurl/man?!"

If I hate the person:
"Leave me alone, you're annoying."

If I don't know the person:
"Uh.. Hi there. Alright, seeya."

To almost everyone
Hi

Close friends
Hey ________ Hows (Topic)

Enemy
Get lost
GTFO
Kill me already

"Ayy broski/friend"

Its usually either "hey there!" or "hello!", but it really depends on the person I'm greeting.

If its an unknown adult, Good morning, Good day or Good evening. You don't just say Hello or Hey to an old woman.
If its a friend I justs ay "hey", move my head as a yes or wave my hand.
if it's my sister, hug her and say "HEY CUTIE HOW ARE YOU'(omg shes rly cute, 3 yr old)

Irl I just stare
Here I just say, "Oh, hey."

“Oi”
If Im pissed off with the person, I just sigh and say “Just shove a finger up your ass and fuck off” and then follow it with t(^w^t)
And if I dont feel like talking I just blink in response

Heyo Mayo (As in mayonise)

hmmm... Depends, if it's a friend then 'YO' If it's a tribe member connecting then 'WEBA!' And if it's a new member I just creepily say 'Welcome mortal...' Anyone else have Scrooge songs stuck in their head? Sorry if that's spam I've just had them stuck in my head all day.

Well, I usually say "Yo" then start laughing
Or "hi there" and look away

Friend: Hi (name)!
Enemy/random person: Hi idiot.
Family: I just wave.

whens it any1 i said HII

Friend: Hi there _____!

Enemy: Get the f/ck away from me.

Random Person: *Waves*

Family: Hiyas!

A simple hello :)

Friends: Hey/ Yo
Strangers/oher people: *polite* Hello.

"Hayyy" if its someone i know irl or "Hi" in a monotone voice if its someone i know irl
it depends on who it is
and online i usually greet everyone with "HAY"