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Skipping above.

"What is the meaning of life?"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What is the meaning of life? "

Translate "Why, yes, I do have a pet pompadour."

Result: (10 translations) " Why, there are a number of pet hair. "
Result: (22 translations) " The reason why a lot of hair. "
Result: (33 translations) " Why a lot of hair "
Result: (Max (43) translations) " Why a lot of hair "

Result: (Random language order with Max (43) translations) " But, of course, Turkey. "

Translate: " Hello there random person, may I have your cow? "

33 translations later, Yandex gives us....
" Hello, sometimes, people, and perhaps a cow; "

Translate: Have a happy New Year!

(10 translations) "With the advent of the new year!!! "

Translate " It's almost two thousand and fifteen! "

Edit: person who commented below me, You skipped me D:

Original text:

"Have a happy New Year!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"With the advent of the New year!!!"
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Translate: >:D

Translation: D
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"Can I have a cookie?"

Quick note, and please skip this, but you must use actual words for it to work.

43 translations later...
If I eat cake, I don't know it?

Translate: The cookie shop is closed on Sundays.