On the bright side, you got killed using something quite expensive :D

Someone just ate my glasses!

On the bright side,Buy another

Someone just hacked my account

On the bright side, he wasn't hacking much- *SHOT*

Someone just sat on my chocolate ;-;

Well now you have an excuse to slug that jerk in the face! :D

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I dropped my Iphone and the screen cracked..

On the bright side, you can buy another phone, a windows phone

Humanity failed me

Don't worry! There are animals too in this world, you can join 'em..

I GOT A F ON THE HISTORY TEST TODAY! (seriously x.x)

Don't worry! 1 f wouldn't effect your grade

My dad is dead

On the bright side, you now qualify as a good protagonist in a story. :v

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I'm tired all the time.

Well at least you have an excuse to sleep all day

I got obsessed with another fandom again

Well at least you're not alone ^^ (me too bruh)

The sky is falling down!

At least it's taking time.

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I'm alone.

At least no one bothers you

I'm dying