Because you are not awake this time.

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Why purple minions attack?

Because the purple jelly made them jelly.

Why does something that goes up, come down?

Because of Magic.

Why do people take their own lives?

Because it's illegal to take the lives of others

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Why does the moon bleed sometimes?

Because its made of chez
Why am i floating

Because Pennywise used magikkk

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Why does I maeks much gremmer mustaikes

Because you're secretly possessed by a three-year-old who just learned how to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get eaten

Why are rainbows ranbow colored?

Because of momentum caused by rainbow coloured impact between the clouds and the trees. According to Einstein's theory of special relativity (e=mc^2), some of the tree's leaves are converted into energy, which caused the photons to vibrate in specific rainbow coloured frequencies. This is also how photosynthesis works; the dead cells at the outermost layer of plants are converted into pure energy, which enables the ADP's inside the plant cells to be converted into ATP's, a.k.a. useful compounds that once broken down can fuel the plants' growth and repair processes.

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If potatoes are potato, why am i potato?

Because big elephants can always understand small elephants

Why are ducks yellow?

You see, green is a universal yellow.

Where can I find a book-eating nightlamp?

you can get them at ikeat, but youll have to put together the lamp and eat the book yourself and the lamp will honk everkytime you eat

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why is coffee bitter

Because everytime it'll be drank, your tongue-thingamajig turns it into a more bitter version of tea.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 9 has to eat 3 squared meals a day~


If cartoons existed, why is my cooking table still green?

Because its grassy

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Why did saturn got a ring? We didint

because air air air make chicken rings which hovered in front of it but it cold so its fffffflat
why is the summer so hot and tile floors so cold

Because the summer means that the sun is tanning so he's hot. and the tile floors are so white they dont tan so they don warm.

WHY DID MEEKAMIKO REVIVE A THREAD FROM 2 YEARS AGO?

Coz that thread's stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive

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Why is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pronounced 'deg deg'?

because ur stupid and its actually equals to a fish!

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Why do we eat glass?