my geography teacher started dancing in lesson

okay so.. not loads of weird things happen in my school, but this is all I can think about now:

someone from my class had his phone in his bag which was in the hallway and he had a fire alarm ringtone so someone called him or something and the principal thought it was the real fire alarm.. she didn't look really happy when she came into our class

my p.e coach played a game of dodgeball with us lmfao

The math substitute is a better math teacher than the main math teacher.

Seriously, the main math teacher is snappy, and says things like "I'm gonna shove subtraction down your throats until you get it!", AND is ALWAYS, ALWAYS belittling me. :(
... However, the math substitute is AWESOME! :D


..But really, why should an alternate be better than the regular??? :|

Lilytenten a dit :

The math substitute is a better math teacher than the main math teacher.

Seriously, the main math teacher is snappy, and says things like "I'm gonna shove subtraction down your throats until you get it!", AND is ALWAYS, ALWAYS belittling me. :(
... However, the math substitute is AWESOME! :D


..But really, why should an alternate be better than the regular??? :|

Because it's public schoo-*SHOT*

Lilytenten a dit :

The math substitute is a better math teacher than the main math teacher.

Seriously, the main math teacher is snappy, and says things like "I'm gonna shove subtraction down your throats until you get it!", AND is ALWAYS, ALWAYS belittling me. :(
... However, the math substitute is AWESOME! :D


..But really, why should an alternate be better than the regular??? :|

our substitutes are worse
one time last year
we had this substitute
and she kept talking about bees and all that shiz
and she was like " naw im de queen beeh,
and yur mai worker beez; so yuo hauve two
dwo wat ai said"

Fallingspear a dit :

is playing anaconda at a school celebration weird because it happened

That happened to me too. They played it 4 times during the Middle School Halloween Dance Party last year. Almost EVERYONE hit the dance
floor and I was just standing by the food like "..WUT." In fact, it's coming up again this year. They'll probably do it again this year too.

Someone stuffed the vending machines with sparklers and blew them up, causing the building to catch on fire. Thankfully it didn't burn down, but about half of the building went from that strange cream colour to a lovely burnt black. We couldn't use the building for a month afterwards because the fumes got into the air conditioning or something.

so on monday
my friend and i kept saying phrases to shia lebouf's "just do it" speech
we were going to our classes, which are right next to each other (i was going to tech-ed, they were going to art)
by the time we were really close to our classes, we were shouting the phrases.
eventually someone else started saying the phrases, and he was saying them twice as loud as us.
we were laughing so hard and i asked them what they just did
it was very beautiful

last year my class was twerking infront of the whole school when they were doing a dance

hopefully i was in charge of something else and that i didnt twerk with them phew

i think i'm the one who causes all the weird shiz that happens in my school :^)
just walkin down the hallway and i just do something weird with my friend XD

Uhh, i have another. It happened a few weeks back.


Half my class goes on the bus. The other half walks home. We were trying to get on the bus when they randomly ran out from God knows where and kept takin' pictures of us. It was like they were paparazzi. I've never felt so sorry for celebrities in my life.

okay a lot of weird stuff happens at my school

so my choir teacher was making a joke and said "gracie will do all of the choreography"
and the entire alto section (but there's only nine people in the alto section including me) danced the way gracie did to all of the songs we sang today

it was freaking hilarious we even included the whip

My teachers like to make inappropriate jokes, and they think it goes over our heads (Middle school, you'd think that,) But Instead everyone under stood them. For example, my strings teacher said:
"Have you noticed how many F's are in this song? I hope there are not a lot of F's in this class."

Also, in my math room, kids would try to be funny, and sing to the songs she played from the smart-board-thingy (Really badley) So as punishment she started playing 80's songs (Not 90's, those are cool. 80's.)

AND MY GYM TECHER (Last one I promise) Lets us leave each day by shouting "BAI FELICIA" and doing that queenly hand wave like

someone tried to smuggle cocaine into our school once. not sure if that's weird or just plain sketchy tho.

At the end of the middle school, we were just 5-6 in my class to go back to school after the exams so teachers let us to do everything

While our history teacher wasn't here, we listened to the macarena and the duck dance on the videoscreen and danced on it
And then she opened the door, and laughed very hard :')

my grade is a complete wreck lol
7th grade i mean
yes we're 12-13 but it doesnt mean we're innocent little shits
anyway

so today we were misbehaving in lunch and for some reason they have a policy about standing up without permission and yet a bunch of the dicks in various classes got up anyway
there was a big crowd and i was like 'wtf was going on'
i checked it out and some guy
got
pantsed.
not just his pants but well
u could see his ding-a-ling
i could see the teachers pulling over a kid that must've pantsed the poor dude
thats the only weird thing that happens in my school tbh
it happens yearly.
i think its a tradition for some kids i have no fucking idea

My math teacher played a Caillou song in my face

I was so pissed omg WE WERE DOING AN EXAM OMG!!!!!!!!!!
This teacher is the worst I've ever got, he even put a 68% on an exam I would've got at least 90% I checked my answers guys I swear they are correct geez