First I would be your dad.Second that's a kidnappers van.

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Mommy look!It's a owl!

No, Ocelots, that's just Rowlet.

Mommy, look! It's me!

no angel its him!!!@!@

Mommy, look! its a game!

No it's not, Billy. It's life.

Mommy, look, it's Mommly!

Billy that is stranger

Mommy, look, it's Mickey Mouse!

Billy, that's just a rat.

Mommy, look, daddy's sleeping with a strange woman.

Scud, thats just blanket. \_o.o_/

Mommy ! look a duck!

That's Pewdiepie.

Mommy! Look, a pie!

I'll eat it

Mommy look! There's a frog!

Honey that's just a dream

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Mommy look a drunk lamp!

:x
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Mommy, look! A chainsaw!!

No, it's a spoon. kids these days

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Mommu look a wild animal!!

thats just a fucking dildo calm down

mOmmU look my life problems!!

no thats just bleach

mommu look at my razor collection

no thats just you dying

mommu look a dying old man

you mean this guy ? he just drank too much soda

Momma look there a broken car

Amen, I'll fix it later.

Mommy, Look! A little baby pigeon!

Honey, that's Shrignold.
And you should RUN.

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Mommy look a blue gay clock!

I'll dye it green.

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Mommy, look! A dancing clock!