Get a 20 foot gummy bear shaped pool, pour in water, and green gummy filling, and stir until you have a big gummy bear

how do i english?

You are doing it

how do i eat

put sum food in yer mouth and move yer jaw up n down. use yer tongue to push dat stuff to the back o' yer mouth n expandcontract yer throat. its dat simple.

how do i make water

Wee, but don't drink it.

How do i make cake?