Go trigger happy and start murdering everyone

You are now a dorito

Cool...
* eat myself *

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You are now on a volcano.

I'll get an ice pack from the nurse, i'll be fine

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You find a lost puppy

I'll make a shelter.

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Your ice cream melted to the floor.

lick it off the floor !

your cat ran away

I'll let her go if she wants to be free. But I'll leave some food by the door just in case.

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You made a bad deal with a genie.

I'd call my wife to help me with her.

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You got locked in a room with 20 strangers that want to talk with you.

I’d jump through the window

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Your favourite actor is in the town but you’re grounded

I'd debate the circumstances with everyone till they'd decide to let me go and if not I'd just sneak out of my house

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You kissed your best friend's boyfriend

Holy, she will kill me imma hide somewhere or just leave this planet before she finds me

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It turns out your mother was married before she met ur father and she has 66 children who need home now and they will live with you