God..

I'm sorry but YOU WON 100,000,000,000 dollars

THAT IS A GOOD THING. GIVE ME THE MONEY XD

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I'm sorry but someone broke into your house and robbed you!

!!!

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I'm sorry but all the food is gone

Oh well

I'm sorry but I robbed your food, you now have an empty fridge

Fuck you.

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I'm sorry, but I accidently blew up your family!
Delete the up for a whole new sentence

O.O

I'm sorry but I shot your soul mate. <3

I don't have a soulmate so you just shot a random person
you murderer, you shot an innocent person

I'm sorry but I stole all your food!

Now I'm gonna starve!!!
You monster...

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I'm sorry but a squirrel bit your face while you were sleeping!

Curse that squirrel -.-


I'm sorry but I'm not sorry

That's rude!

I'm sorry because I ate your breakfast

Lucky,. I had pancakes!

I'm sorry but your a noob

I do not care.

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I'm sorry but you got turned into a rainbow

Whaaat? But...I wanted to be a unicorn!

I'm sorry but I stole your underwear.

Oh well


I'm sorry but you're banned from the Internet.

The question is, how and why??? What did I do Internet??

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I'm sorry but this game still hasn't been added to the official forum game list!

Let's cry together.

I'm sorry but I farted

That smells nice



I'm sorry but you got a virus

oh no, going to the hospital then.


i'm sorry but your house burned down

Impossible, i'm in my house right now.

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I'm sorry but, your father died.

R.I.P.-.
Best dad ever *cries*

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I'm sorry but a black hole swallowed the universe!