Shush! I'm friends with the librarian on cafe, ufuu!

The librarian is a huge karkat fangirl!

shush! he's a fanboy

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the librarian is dead

shush! we really need a moment of silence for this...

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the librarian charges more money if you hand in a harry potter book late because the books are really good!

Shush! In reality, the book is not that good. he just want money

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The librarian is very fat

Shu- WAIT WAIT

The librarian actually captured to real one

shush! it's a legend

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The librarian read books 24/24

************************ shush :I

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iv'e heard that the librarian has false hair :OOOOO

shush! actually, it's his normal hair

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the librarian is a cheater..

Shush! His twin brother was the cheater!

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The librarian is a rubber pickle.

shush! she is actually a rubberband! not a pickle!

the librarian doesn't like books..

Shush! Although I do know the librarian gets the children to do her dirty work...

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The librarian is a creepypasta.

shush! they obviously get to do the cleaning work..

the librarian is secretly in love with the zodiac killer and stalks them

shush! she's just a zodiac lover!

the librarian is secretly a cat lady

shush! she has 7 dogs!

the librarian uses microsoft edge

Shush, Microsoft Edge is the bomb these days

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The librarian is a weeaboo; she keeps a body pillow of Natsu in her house...

shush, those are only rumors! don't believe those!!

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the librarian is actually a pedophile-
sorry 'bout that xd

Shush, she only takes the children in for candy and- wait a minute.

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The librarian is actually a hologram. The books fly on their own.

Shush! Humans are not capeable to transform into a hologram!

The librarian is looking for Sonic memes on the internet.

shush! he is not sanic addict

Librarian spends all his money for a transformice fraises and then his brother hacked him and stole it

Shush! The librarian owns Transformice!

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The librarian is actually a swarm of wasps disguised as a human.