Try to lure it outside with..uh..water?


HELP! THERE'S A PORTAL IN MY HOUSE! What should I do?!

Stick a limb in it?

HELP! SQUIDWARD'S IN MY HOUSE! WHAT DO WE DO?

Lure it outside with a clarinet!


HELP! THERES A EYEBALL RUNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

crush it
help barneys running in the ouse! what should i do??

SEND THE DRAGONFIRE!
HELP! There's a man eating shark in my house! He ate my shark! What should I do?!

... after all this, learn correct grammar. But first, throw another shark at it...

^ Skip *-*

Featherfox a dit :

SEND THE DRAGONFIRE!
HELP! There's a man eating shark in my house! He ate my shark! What should I do?!

JUST STAB HIM WITH KNIVES

HELP! There's a naked b**** running loose in my house trying to rape mwa >.< (i am a boy XD)

Let her rape ya.

HELP! THERES A PIG RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE AND IT ATE MY TABLE! WUT 2 DU

Give it mable (Gravity falls if u ever watch it) That pig could use a pig friend

HELP THERE A SLENDERMAN IN MEH HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

give him his notes back

HALP THERES A FRIENDLY DUCK IN MY HOUSEEEEEE!

duck: Aflac

Me: ahhhh!

Join Aflac.
Help! There's a Tigrounette running in my house! What should I do?

Give it internet and itll obey.


Help! Theres a endermen, a slenderman a creeper and Sydolines running in my house!
What should I do?

Hug them all!

Help! There's a nerd running around in my house! What should I do?!

Out nerd him in a nerd battle B3

http://img.pandawhale.com/82606-nerd-alert-gif-Austin-Powers-tVhE.gif

Help!There's a Barney running around in my house!
What should I do?

Say: Barneys head he is dead, he cant take no meds.
With a big big thump and a diddle diddle doo.
Ooh he fell in doggeh poo.

HALP! MIDNIGHT WHISP IS RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!

Kill it with a Tac Nyan Army.

HAAALLPPP!DERS A BUTLLOAD OF SPIDERS RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!WATH ZHEEL I DU!?

Call the Ghostbusters.

HALP! THERE'S WATER RUNNING IN MY HOUSE! WAT SHUD I DEW?

Put a plug in the bath and washbasin, close the toilet and wait until it floods your whole house. Then just stare at it outside and sneakily watch people around you gather, call police and panic while you just stare :P.

Help! There's a cheetah running in my house! What should I do?! O_O

EDIT: Grammar correction.

Get a spear and kill it! >:3

HALP! There's Barrels scaring me into Running in my House! WAT2DO!?!?! I HATE BARRELS! D=

Call Pewdiepie to smash them all! :P

Help! There's Mario running in my house jumping on everything! o.O