I already knew the answer, but yeah I didn't laugh c:

Can you drink your own pee and eat your own poop?

I truley dont want too, but fine.

Will you eat China for me?

I will probably be dead before I can finish, but I’ll try!

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Kill Them>

They're so cute, but I can if you want.

Can you burn down a forest for me?

Of course I can!

Can you let me murder u?

I suppose so.... but let me go say goodbye to all the people close to me first

Can you go up to space to fetch me my cake please?

Sure let me look for my spacesuit.

Can you please eat my poop with some yummy pee flavour over it and a few dead flies, and then taste one of my deadly farts? :3

Gladly, but only if you agree to marry me.

sure!
kill the thing >
poor puppy ;;

;~; fine.

kill your bff

Sure thing!

Make me a McWrap!

Sure! I'll make myself one too~

Would you let my Hamster eat you? http://i.imgur.com/PzZZrRV.jpg

Awww, I dont want him to get a belly ache! If he wont get hurt, then of course!

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Could you kill your parents for me real quick, I’m- Uhh, yeah kill your parents o3o

I don't know them and if their innocent but if not, yeah sure!

Could you buy me a Minecraft account, and get me TIMELESS on the Minetime server?

Sure! :]

Could you make me sushi? *-*

YEAH SURE IM ACANNIBALLLLLLL

















Would you turn into a fox?

Yea, sure!

Would you draw me? :3

Yes but it will take about ten years

Will you slap Miley Cyrus for me?

YES
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use this missile to kill millions of puppies

Alright

Make me dinner!