cuz i dont want my tv to get covid

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why did u just talk to me

I talk to random strangers, seduce them, drug them, take them to a warehouse, cut their bodies open, take out body parts, put the body parts in packages, and send them to police officers to taunt them because they can never catch me.

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Why did you just cook me food?

u didnt realize but the food was poisoned :)

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why did u just get very mad when i told u that i poisoned u?

Because I'm immune to all poisons and now I have to waste EVEN MORE of my time killing off your family tree

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Why did you just call me crazy?

cuz u are really crazy but not more crazy than me

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why did u just steal my clothes?

i think you got it the other way around

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why did you just throw the cake

cuz it tasted bad

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why did u just break my mirror?

Many reasons

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Why did you just throw a fan out the window

cuz its cold so i dont need it

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why did u just give me a fan?

Violent reasons pending

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Why did you just get mad?

cuz u realized when i tried to poison u

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why did u just respond to my comment

I'm bored and I wanna sit here and bore myself further

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Why did you just invite me to the movies? IS it a trick to kill me? 0_0

figure it out :P

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why did u just think that i would kill u

Because you don't like me :'(. For VERY good reasons :P evil laughs

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Why did you just get on your knees

cuz i want u to lick my knees

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why did u just touch my waist

I... I'm getting ready to throw you out a window :)

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Why did you just turn purple?

cuz u slapped me hard in the face

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why did u just tell me that u are very aggressive?

Because I am

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Why did you just gasp?

cuz i do it everytime

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why did u just bully me

It's fun

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why did you just pout