very short, the way i love :p

cuz u didnt let me microwave it

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dude u slapped my winter boots

Because I dont have one liek this specially in pakistan no Boots like that

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You slapped my eyes

cuz u were staring me

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dude u slapped my leg joints

I love to!!



You slapped my cream pillow

cuz u have fetish for pillows (like essme does)

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dude u slapped my butt ! how dare u ?!

It was a mistake



Dude you slapped my Favourite PILLOW

i tried to put a TNT inside it

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dude u slapped my whole body ! its hurting :(

Punishment for not letting me slap your

Valentina a dit :

butt

Dude you slapped my 15 years old cat

Because it was biting me



Dude you slaped my Pillows

Hmm he was very hairy
Dude you slapped my hen

i was tryna eat it

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dude u slapped the two sides of my face !! HOW DARE U ?!

Because I want to ruin your cute cheeks

Dude you slapped my little cousin

u wanna slap me in the face just cuz of my chubby cheeks lmao...

cuz ur cousin also slapped me but i slapped him back

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dude u slapped my parents

Because they didn't let me steal your clothes and money



Dude you slapped my pc

cuz i wanna break it again haha

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dude u slapped the dude who slapped me

Because Its fun


Dude you slapped me

Cuz the insect was on you,


Dude, you slapped my tail!

I thought its fake because humans don't have tail but It was real you are the rare human who have tail uhhhh



Dude you slapped my nose

cuz i dont want u to breathe

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dude u slapped my face ! im gonna sue u !

It was a little slap that didn't give you a slap mark so you can't sue me for a little slap in your face.

Dude you just slapped my Mcdonald's fries