Because your mom kicked me out.

Hey Dad, why are you putting gum all over the car?

I dont have bluetack and i need a place to put my knife
dad why are you giving me a knife the car?

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE KNIFES

dad why are you kissing the puppys butt in the car?

-nice picture pyshopath :)

HE NEEDS A BATH


Hey dad , why are you giving icecream to other children expect me in the car?

because they are your long lost sisters who have not eaten in 3 months

hey dad why are you dumping coffe all over the car?

because i have bodies in my trunk son :)

Dad, why are you dancing in the car?

cause i want to dance and your mom wont let me dance in the house.

hey dad why are you playing with spongebob in the car?

were making patrick .

Dad why is mom on fire .

Cuz she's hot. //slapped//

Hey dad, why are you shoving an elephant into the car?

because they keep saying it isnt possible. well you know what? ill proove them wrong

hey dad why are you video taping mom eating burgers in the car

Because one day she might be famous and people will want to see her eating!

Hey dad, why are you teaching a llama to drive the car?

Be cause Bitch I'm Fabulous

Hey dad, why are you having sex in the car?

I'm not, I dun' have a car, son

Hey dad why are you trying to fight with me in the car? >.>

because i hate chu

hey dad why are you eating the baby in the car?

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? A BABY EATER? OMFG

Hey dad, why are you kissing Catsloveraj in the car?

Cuz that ur new mom. DUH!!!! Me: Hey, Dad, Why U Speadin In De Dumb Car?!?!?! Cuz it only goes to 80 miles and ur going 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles a second.

Cuz.... well, hun, cops are in the donut shop ? O_O

Hey dad, why are you watching UP in the car ?

cause i want to.

hey dad are you hitting your new phone with a hammer in the car?

FLAPPY BIRD IS HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey dad why is Catsloveraj with u in da car ?

because im cheating on your mother

hey dad why are you eating soup in the car