so anyone can slap me in the face as long as its a little slap ? lol it doesnt make sense
cuz they are yummy and i wanna eat them

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dude u slapped my mind

I don't want you to ovethinking.

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dude u slapped my phone!

Valentina a dit :

so anyone can slap me in the face as long as its a little slap ? lol it doesnt make sense

Technically yes, if you get slapped in the face and the slap doesn't leave a red mark on your cheeks and there are no witnesses then I believe there's nothing you can do about it.

Because you didn't borrow me your phone.

Dude you slapped my PS4

i wanna break it

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dude u slapped my knee

Because I don't want you to bend your knees while taking pictures

Dude you slapped my newest TV

oh why not :(

cuz its cool to slap TVs

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dude u slapped my chair

The chair is bad
dude you slapped my teacher

cuz they didnt let me cheat

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dude u slapped all my clothes

No I would never slap them because your clothes look very good on you.

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Dude you slapped my little cousin

They broke my Gameboy Advanced SP! Do you know how hard to find and expensive those are nowadays!?

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Dude, you slapped a landmine!

i was tryna explode this landmine

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dude u slapped my face!

I will keep slapping you in the face until your face is flat

Dude you slapped my new computer

thats so aggressive. cuz i want u to stop playing tfm

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dude u slapped my brain

I don't think it works properly

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dude u slapped my knees

it really doesnt hahaha
cuz its cool to slap people's knees

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dude u slapped my bestie Seductress#2807

ugh sorry i wanted to target you, but she interfered

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dude u slapped my phone!

cuz it has an ugly phonecase

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dude u slapped my thigh so hard that it left me a scar !

Because your thigh is smooth and soft

Dude you slapped my rib

cuz it looks bad

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dude u slapped my face !! its swollen how dare u ?!

You look better with your cheeks swollen and bleeding

Dude you slapped a cop