because ur mom does not want me eating in the house.

hey dad why are you eating raw fish in the car?

becuase son.......... -runs away without answering with half eaten raw fish in hands, sits in a corner of a strangers house then continues to eat the fish while whispering "I know that was randomly wrong, but as I know myself, i could write a whole novel about everything wrong with me" :3

(this is a question i actually asked mai daddy)
DADDAY, Y ISH YA SMOKIN IN KAR?!

Because weed is weedy.


Yo dad , why are you kissing someone who isn't mom in the car?

what are u talking about child? -pushes woman of the car- what woman?

hey dad why are you talking to some little kid in the car?

cause hes in love with u honey >: IM CALLING 911 ON HIM UR TO YOUNG DAUGTHER OF MINE.


HEY DAD WHY ARE U KILLING THE CAR??!?

Because I need coupons to buy you food.

Hey dad why are you eating coupons?

Chibblers a dit :

Because I have swag.

Hey dad, why are you fucking mom in the car?

stahp swearing theres kids here!!!

^ Ignoring.

Usernamerain a dit :

Because I need coupons to buy you food.

Hey dad why are you eating coupons?

I get good deals in there (btw it has to be something to do with the car)

Dad, why are you jumping on the car?

Cause it is bouncy :3

Dad, why are you eating the car?

(eats the last of it and turns to a banana) Its not the car its a.... BANANA!!! BANANA POWA!!!!!!!!!!! Dad why u carring the horse in the car?

Because we have no where else to put the horse.

Dad, why are you destroying the car?

cause it's mom's car and idc bout it

dad why r u dating the car

UR mother is a jerky jerk and left me for someone on 1D

heyz dad whyz are youz playing tfm in the carz? xoxo

Because I have an addiction.
Hey dad, why are you listening to Justin Beiber in the car?

Because that's my jam yo

Hey dad, why are you licking the car?

beacause... because....... I like to?

hey dad, why are you kissing the car?

BECAUSE, SHADUP

Hey dad why are you twerking in the car?

its what all the cool kids do nowadays, get with the trends

hey why are you beating up the car?

Cuz it was a present from ur mother ...

daddy, why are you umm... rubbing you .. 'beehind' on the cars.. 'behind' o.o

because.... um........ um....... *hides inhouse*

daddy, why are you listening to miley cyrus's WRECKING BALL in the car?