Ew the tacos are filled with cement and the cotton candy spits disgusting stuff at mee!

Here's your Cookie, milk and Spagetthi

Why's there pig brains in my cookie, blood in my milk, and worms and beetles in my spagetthi? -throws it out a window- It was delish......

Here's your curry~

this is soup. soUP. SOUP IS NOT THE SAME AS CURRRRRRRY.

here's your birthday cake <3

TODAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY !


Here's your bread!

There's some rotten eggs in it! EWW.

Here's your turkey!

I don't eat turkey, and I never will.

Here's your milk.

*chugs milk* Gah! It's curdeled! *tosses carton at you* What do you think this is?!

Here, take this chicken strip :p

-Bites-Is This made from *gasp* LIONS???
Have this bowl of ice cream :)

eww this tastes like boogers

heres ur pizza

......I think there's a mistake, there's horse hair in mine and some kind of tail that's not cooked, I see some fleas on it! D:< -throws it in the ocean-

Here's your steak~

aww its on the rare side, i asked for all the way cooked!

Here's your Fox. :3

Its allive.

Heres your dead squirtle.

i thought i ordered it with tomato sauce, NOT BLOOD

Heres your chocolate biscuit cake

I think this is dung, not chocolate..... -throws it at you-

Here's your fried dog~ (Yes, people do eat dog.)

I ordered fried potatoe chips not a dog.

Heres your hot dog

Theres a dog in this hot dog!

Heres your cupcake

I mean dude, There's a real cup in this cupcake!


Here's your burger!

why does it have horse maet instead of chicken?

HERE'S YOUR SLOWPOKE TAIL DIPPED IN POISON

Well, first, It's not a slowpoke tail, it's a ekans tail that's painted to look like a slowpoke tail, and second, it's dipped in poison, so..... -throws it out a window- :)

Here's your shark fin soup~ Enjoy~

Sharks are... poisonous!!!

Here's your muffin!