i was calling u

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why did u just get shocked?

Because you did something impossible

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Why did your cheeks turns pink?

my cheeks have been pink since the day u slapped me hard

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why did u just bully me

Because you made me laugh and now I cant stop

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Why did you just pout

i was taking a pic

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why did u just say hi

I'm being nice

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Why did you just force me to dance with you?

cuz i was VERY high

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why did u just give me vodka?

To get you drunk

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Why did you just ask me "Why did you Just_______________?"

i didnt type these lines though

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why did u just think of something

Because you're close to me

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Why did you just lick my ice cream?

cuz i like licking people's ice cream

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why did u just touch me

no i didn't

why did you just hit me?

I hit kids

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Why did you just bark?

cuz i thought u were a dog

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why did u just bite me

To see how you taste

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Why did you just say yummy

cuz i just ate your ice cream

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why did u just steal a car

that car was s**y

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why did you just sleep

cuz my brain needed to rest

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why did u just break my mirror?

i saw someone ugly

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why did you just set the moon on fire

cuz i want it to be a sun

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why did u just take my iphone?