lmaao i just wanted to see how he would react... i ended up being slapped back and arrested

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dude u slapped my forehead

Your forehead invited me to slap it, so does your face

Dude you slapped my wishlist

It's bad...

Dude you slapped my hands

cuz your hands have slapped me countless times

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dude u slapped my hair

I was peeling my sights over a fly and accidentally hit you

dude you slapped my belly?.

cuz its too big

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dude u slapped my face twice!

I didn't,you dreamted it

Dude you slapped my face.

cuz u slapped mine twice and it wasnt a dream cuz its swollen

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dude u slapped the dude's face who slapped me in the face after i slapped them in the face

He is my boyfriend

Dude you slapped my cat.

cuz ur cat scratched my face

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dude u slapped my mouth

Because it's so pinky

Dude you slapped my car.

The door didn’t close well

Dude you slapped my computer

Because it's old

Dude you slapped her computer.

Because it’s slow lol

Dude u slapped my plush

Because i didn't want to

Dude you slapped my lion?.

ur lion attacked me first

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dude u slapped my small dimples

Because it was cute

Dude you stole my radio?.

i tried to break it cuz u kept listening to bad songs

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dude u slapped my knee

Because it was cute

Dude you slapped my hand?.

cuz u kept touching me

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dude u slapped my belt