uh uh..- no time to answer!

dad why are you kissing the car

oh... wait this is the car?? sorry , im totally not on drugs. the car just looks so much like mom.....

hey dad why are you yelling in spanish in the car

'I have a thing for fabio'....

Dad, why are you putting your ..junk.. in the cars exhaust pipe?

BECAUSE I WANNA! >:I


Hey, dad why are you making food in the car and not in the kitchen?

um...... I dunno? *car erupts into flame*

dad, why you dancing in the car?

its gadam style

hey dad why r u on tfm in the car in the middle of the night?

Because my PC is bro- STUPID LAPTOP!

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADDDY, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ALADDIN ON VHS IN THE CWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Cause that movie rocks!

Hey dad why are you licking the car?
(Please say to turn it on XD)

cuz .. im homosexual xDD

Hey dad why are you love the car xD?

Cu i maried it 9996655254 years ago


Hey dad why is there a pokemon Pikachu in the car?

Because Pikachu is my friend.

Hy dad why are you s.eeping in the car?

I'm tired, ok?! Go away!

Hey, Dad, why are you painting the car?

Well i'm painting it because it used to be blue but now i'm painting it red because red was the color of your mom's panties that I like.

Hey dad, why are you beating up that doll in the car?

Because.... SLENDER MAN'S BEHIND YOU!! *runs away*

Hey dad why are you mating with someone who isn't mom in the car? o3o

Hey Dad why are you peeing in the car? o.O oh wait, that's fuel.

Hey dad why did you just dance on my car with your birthday suit?
;; Why..

Because..... I CAN!

Hey dad why are you watching tv in the car?

Becuse I'm fat and lazy and we have 12834769847 cushions in the passenger seat.

Hey...Dad...Why...?Are...You...
WHY ARER YOU NAKED IN THE (Barf)(Faint)
2 hours later
CAR?(Dad still in car o3o

because someone stole all my clothes so i was hiding in the car

hey dad why are you screaming and crying in the car?

They're playing sad songs on the radio...
-sniffle- SO SAD!!
-cries a waterfall-

Hey, Dad, why are you using a hammer to smash the car?