I despise them

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Why did you just scream?

cuz u are back!

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why didnt u just post anything since last month

Who knew that life could actually suck sometimes because I didnt!

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Why did you just buy 1000 pancakes?

cuz ill give 500 to u

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why did u just get bored

Because life is boring without fun

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Why did you just destroy a pickle?

cuz i hate it

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why did u just say hi

Because I haven't talked to you in a while and you're the most relatable Canadian I know.

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Why did you just hug me?:

cuz u asked me to

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why did u just laugh

Because you made a joke

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Why did you just make a steak?

cuz it was the only food i had

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why did u just ask me if i poisoned the steak?

Cuz you're crazy just like me and it makes me blush so I HAD to ask

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Why did you just give an evil smirk?

cuz u are afraid

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why did u just say that u wont eat the steak even after i told u that i didnt poison it

Because you didn't cook any carrots :c

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why did you just pout

cuz i like doing that

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why did u just push me

I was saving you from being bit by a spider

why did u just say nothing?

I was rushing lol

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why did you just expose my error?

cuz its funny to expose people's error

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why did u just threaten me

I was scaring you so you would jump in my arms

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why did you just get surprised?

cuz i found out that u are not evil

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why did u just break my iphone