Because you didn't finnish your exam

Dude you slapped my ear?.

cuz its cool to slap people's ears

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dude u slapped hard my thigh

I didn't,it was my twin

Dude you slapped my arm.

cuz im mad at u

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dude u slapped my black shirt

I was supposed to slap your shorts but I was drunk

Dude you slapped my brownie

cuz its now my brownie

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dude u slapped my waist

I wanted to tickle you


dude, you slapped my computer!

cuz it has linux on it and i hate it

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dude u slapped my face!