I had it until I ate i-


*randomly revives*

I give TPBM a cookie cake that has 'GOD DAMN YOUR OLD' written on it with chocolate frosting

I had it until i punched it.
Im not even a teen yet ;;


I give TPBM a slap.
To da booty.

.... I had it until I cut your hands off with a chainsaw and took a shower. eweweewewwewewewewewewewewewew.




I give TPBM a kitten

I had it until it died of old age.
Or it was brutally murdered by hunting dogs.


I give TPBM a broccoli to the face.

I had it until my parents forced it to be in my mouth and then told me to move my mouth and crush it.

I give TPBM a troll face printed on a paper

i had it until i put it under the computer mouse so the next person couldnt use it and saw a troll face to see whats wrong
i give TPBM a roll of paper towels

I had it until i put them in a dispenscer

I give TPBM Flumpty Bumpty (hes an egg who can transcend time and space)

I had it until I put him in a box (huehiehuehuehue)

I give TPBM a apple

i had it until i threw it at bonnie
I give TPBM Birthday Boy Blam

I had him until he walked away from me.
:(

I give TPBM a couple of oranges

I had it, untill I made an orange smoothie out of it.

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I gave TPBM Lucy from Fairy Tale. Do anything about it.

I had her, until i watched her take a shower and she raged.

I gave TPBM a lollipop

I had it until it tasted yummy and ate it.

I gave TPBM a bunny.

I had it until i snuggled it to death.

I gave TPBM a cute pou

I had it untill I deleted the app it lived in.

I gave TPBM Rick Perry...

I had him until he went to go politician-ize.

I gave TPBM a really bad fanfiction

I had it until I put it in the Sonic the Hedgehog section of the internet.

I give TPBM a stick of deodorant.

I had it untill I gave it to Shoenice.

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I give TPBM a stack of Italian Pancakes.

I had them until I ate them.

I give TPBM a super-peanut-butter-y reeses crepe.

I had it until I ate it.

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I gave TPBM a mouldy cigarette.