the car broke so i smashed it

hey dad why are you pooring coffe all over the car?

It's decaf. Cars love decaf...right?

Hey, Dad, why are you sleeping on the car?

because your mom kicked me out of the house.

hey dad why is there a baby in the car?

Dangit, i thought i hid that baby. Oh well, atleast you didnt see the other three babies.
Hey dad, why are you kissing the car

i thought the car was you mom

hey dad why are you dancing on top of the car?

IT'S FRIDAY SON!

Hey dad why are you licking the car? O_O

Oh... I DROPPED YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS ICECREAM ON IT.

Hey dad why are you hugging a cat, naked on the freaking car...

Cuz i luv cats and i wanna make kids with them XD

Hey dad why are you humping the car along with licking the car *-*

CUZ ur mum became a car i think i got her into the wrong mood ......what r u kids doing away from school!

yo dad why r fangiling in the car

SNAPE IS SO HOOOOOOOOOOT WHEN PEOPLE DRAW HIM IN ANIME STYLE *O*

Daaaad, why are you casting charms on the car?

.-.

lel hey daaaaaadeh why you twerking the dog??

Pristineeeee a dit :

SNAPE IS SO HOOOOOOOOOOT WHEN PEOPLE DRAW HIM IN ANIME STYLE *O*

Daaaad, why are you casting charms on the car?

I AM A FAIRY

Hey dad, why the f*** are you making out with the car

Shh, don't tell your mother

Hey dad, why are you punching the car?

I HATE THIS CAR I WANT A NEW ONE!!!!!!! D:<


Yo, Dad, why are you sleeping ontop of the car whilst looking at pictures of it :/

Because I will fap-fap :v
Hey dad why are you sleeping in the car?

Because I'm sleepy.Now gtfo!

Hey dad why are you making love to the car?

dad why are you chewing the car?

because im part werewolf herp a derp!

dad why did you cheat on mom in the car and was having a baby with another women while atill married to mom (evreyting is ataully true but he didnt it the car it was at her place)

Um I don't uhm :runs away:
ey dad, why are you humping the car?

because your mother locked herself in the car xD Dadddy, why are chu licking the dog?