no

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do you use firefox

no

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are u mad?

no

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do you have windows?

yes

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do u like the canadian flag?

it's a leaf :p

do you ever want to yeet your phone because autocorrect likes to mess everything up?

no cuz i have disabled it

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would u microwave a hamster

no

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can you shut up

no i cant

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can u stop being rude

No.

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Can you stop being pathetic?

no

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can u stop being aggressive

No

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can you stop crying?

only if u stop pissing me off

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can u stop being weird

I'm not weird you are

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Did you eat waffles?

no

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are u mentally normal?

yes

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white bread?

yeses

do u have a cat

no

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do u have fetish for apples?

yes

do u have apples

no

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does your cat eat apples?

I don't think so but she eats sparrows.

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do you like sensors?