You refused to give me your Wi-Fi password

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Why did you just get soap?

i really dont know

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why did u just get bored?

Life, Liberty, Property

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Why did you just shrug?

cuz u asked me a stupid question

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why did u just wet me?

It makes you more beautiful

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Why did you just ban me from Minecraft?

cuz minecraft is a ridiculous game

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why did u just throw sulfuric acid in my face :(

You banned minecraft

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Why did you just cry?

cuz u made me ugly

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why did u just ignore me

Because you made me feel bad for hugging you when I was just trying to be nice

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Why did you just say B.S?

cuz thats what i have done since i was born

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why did u just get mad at me

Because you told me no kisses

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Why did you just bake a pot pie?

cuz i wanna give it to my dog

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why did u just make me forget what i was gonna say

Because I'm evil

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Why did you just turn red?

cuz i was in the beach

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why did u just ask me what goes on in my head?

Because you have a devious mind

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Why did you just tell me no more jumping on the bed?

cuz u are acting like a child

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why did u just stumble

Because your face distracted me

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Why did you just laugh?

cuz u fell down lmao

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why did u just lick the sole of my boot

I found out your boot is actually cake

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why did you just get addicted to oxygen

u didnt realize but that wasnt oxygen, that was cocaine :p

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why did u just pull my hair