Yes.

Have you ever drunk water in your life ?

WTF is water though?? No, I have not dranken it. (no regrets)

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Did you know that you breathe air?

Nope. I thought I breathe helium!

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Can you solve one of the Top 10 Anime Mysteries?

:think_emoji: Maybe...

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Is it wrong to die?

Who knows.

Hi! Am I alive?

No, welcome to Hell.

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Am I bankrupt?

No you arn't my dear.

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Does anyone remember me?

I do

Is there anybody out there?

No, just M O N I K A .

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Can Geico save me 15% or more on car insurance?

No, but my name-your-price-tool can.

Is my profile pic. cute?

Yes it is.

Can you make sure that LL post don't count in my post total?

No, it can save you 15% in 15 minutes

Can even a caveman watch TV?

No, if you can't hear it then you can't watch it.

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Can I read a book?

maybe....

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Nope.

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Is It Poppable?

oops double post, ignore this post

*pops*

Heyyo to you?

No, Jello.

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What time is it?

*drumroll*
You're screwed, yeah you're totally screwed, you're screwed, you're screwed doodle doo. It's the end of the world!

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Can a screwdriver drive you to screw up things?

Ring ring ring.

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Is it muffin time?