Can you Do It?

Not really

Can you mimic a bird?

Can you go out looking completely like someone else?

Can you sing a high note?

Can you do the chicken dance?

Can you moonwalk?

No

Can you do this (life)?

Can you listen to music while you sleep?

Yes

Can you endure pain that is usually dealt with by anesthesia?

Can you leave on the television while you sleep?

Yes, only for short distances before I start running out of breath.

Can you talk really fast?

Um no?

Can you do algebra?

Can you do a handstand and hold it for a few seconds?

Can you stand for the entire day?

Can you sit for the entire day?

No, unless I sit on the toilet all day long

Can you blend in with the crowd easily?

no
can you draw a galaxy?

Nope

Can you write a poem?

A really bad one, yes.

Can you write a story in one day?

if its short yeah

can you cook?