In high school. Alright they why I'm being embarrassed to the reason. In the bathroom when it's lousy door doesn't have locked then I enter other door. I swear the door lock are broken then my leg short I tried to close door hold it. Oh god it's crazy door bathroom are annoying.

my whole entire life is an embarrassment.

overused joke

I went into the wrong school bus after school today and I didn't realize it until the buses were about to leave. I don't if I was half asleep or what.

had the opposite sex come up to me real close and everyone was watching

tried to jump over a fence in gym class and fell on my face
and then did that again five minutes later and almost broke my nose. on the same fence.