HE TASTES LIKE CANDY

Ey dad, why are you eating the car?

cause we have a choclate car

dad why are you having sex in the car

What? I'm reading, gosh darnit!

Dad, why are you bringing the car to life?

because i can divorce mama and marry the beautiful car

Dad, why are you doing boring stuff like writing in the car?

cause thats my job

dad why are you making the car yellow and bwron with you pee and poo

We have no toilet, remember?

Dad, why are you f(*king the car?

Because we're poor, sweety, we need to sell it and buy it for whenever we need to travel


DAD MY GAWD WHY ARE YOU SEDUCING THE CAR?!? AND WHY WITH A DOG 0_0

Because i can't seduce my wife.
Dad why are making love with the car.

Wait... that's a car?!?!?!?

Dad... why are you squirting tomato sauce on a magpie on the car...

its for dinner =-=

Hey Dad why are you riding the car?

boop

u m m m it's not what it looks like

Hey, dad, why are you reading fanfics in the car

Because of guilt rush, dear.

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Daaaaad why are you eating lunch in the car when IT'S MORNING?

Because....it's my breakfast that was in my lunch box? ..

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Hey Dad, why are you taking a bath in the car?

Because it's the right temperature

Hey dad, why are you cussing in the car?

What? Why the fuck would I cuss?

Hey dad, why are you a car?

Because im freaking awesome.

Hey father, why are you kissing the car?

bc I'm gonna marry it

hey dad WTF WHY THE HECK ARE YOU PAINTING THE CAR WITH UNICORNS??~!~!

because fabulous

hey dad, why are you destroying the car?

bc im sans I CAN TP
hey dad y r u eating the car?