Because I like to do this.

Why did you just stole my money ?

cuz im a thief

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why did u just say hi

hi


why did you just randomly teleport a table in front of me?

I have superpower

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Why did youyou just. Th row the moon

It looks like a ball!

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Why did you just ate the hot dog after falling on the floor?

because it aint the hot dog that fell, it was me


Why did you just commit tax fraud?

cuz i know that ill never get caught

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why did u just throw a table out the window

because i don't like tables

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why did you just set my house one fire?

cuz im your friend

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why did you just fly in a storm?!

I feel sick after flying in a storm B)

I'm in a hospital

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why did you just commit stab with a fork

Because that person commit stab with a knife, and I only have a fork

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Why did you just jump into the ocean with your eyes open

Never wanted to see with your own eyes the moment of impact when you fall?

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Why did you just went on the pool with your casual clothes?

i wanted to be jesus

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why did you just disguise bread

To get on the toaster

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Why did you just dressed like a chicken?

cuz i like chickens

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why did u just get mad

I didn't I buried it instead

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Why did you just licked a street pole?

i thought it was a pole for pole dance

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why did u just get into a nightclub

To have a blast obviously

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Why did you just went on a shopping spree?

cuz i like spending money

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why did u just look at me

because i want

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why di u just clean my house?