Ok, hope you don't get mauled to death

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Can I have extra oxygen in my bag of potato chips

There's now more air than chips! Here ya go

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Can I have a marshmallow please?

sorry i dont have any

can i have a Native Deodorant - Natural Deodorant - Vegan, Gluten Free, Cruelty Free - Free of Aluminum, Parabens & Sulfates - Born in the USA - Coconut & Vanilla

ye

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can i have a expired human

yes take my rotten human please its stinky

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can i have a pepperoni pizza

u can have vegtable with no olives because veeggtable is better

can i have a box of tuna

no, you aren't a cat. im just kidding please take as much tuna as u want

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can i have a GUN please?

No have a coconut instead.

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Can I have a wolf.

I'd love to, but I don't know how to get one to you without any part of me getting chewed off... ^^'

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Can I have a BTS album please?

no cuz they are bad at singing

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can i have a private jet please?

I can't afford that.

can i hav a mom please?

There she is!!! I hope you can survive with my Mexican mom. B)

(FORGOT TO PUT THE BOTTOM TEXT UGHH)

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Can I have a cat?

yes its free

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can i have a capybara ?

of course! here’s a baby capybara

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can i have a giant snorlax plushie?

No because it's cute and I'll get all of them

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Can I have a lhama please ?

i dont know what that is ims orry

can i have a container of cheese balls pls

ok, u gotta eat the whole container tho

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can i have a non sick brain please

I would, but I can't find any brain medicine.

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Can I have the one with the long limbs please?

no but u can have any from the island of the dead dolls

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can i have a gold bar please