Just take a shower...
*realises self that it didn't take a shower*
THERES A ODOUR ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO

uhhh... eat it?.... whats an odour

theres a shark on my head what should i do

TOSS IT BACK TO THE OCEAN OR SOMETHIN :3

THERES AN OSTRICH ON MAH HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO??!! DD:

Run to a zoo and sell it.

THERES A CAT ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO!

You should lay flat and let a dog chase it away


THERE IS DOG POOP ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO???????

GET IT OFF

THERE IS A KARKAT SITTING ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO???????????????????????

((cool, im not here but I might be a late comment so.))
help it.

"THERE IS A HAT ON MY HEAD WHAT DO I DO!"

Get rid of this evil hat!
" THERE IS A ELEPHANT ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO?! "

You should die.
Seriously, there's like 2 tons of mass on you.
How are you not dead?
nobodyknows

Der be a illuminati sign on my head, Dafooq do i do?

( I'm not normal dude )
You must join in to MLG, now! * airhorn noises *
There's a fangirl on my head, what should I do?!

You set it ablaze.

Der be a eggman on me head, dafooq do i do?

*Pick up shotgun* *Shoot at eggman then -cook it-*

There is a spider on my head, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Stab it with a dagger.

Der be a potato on my head, what do i do?

eat it

there is a math text book on my head what should I do???

You burn it in the darkest depths of hell.
Because maths.
nobodylikesmaths

There's a mine turtle on my head ,, whatdoido? D:

go find a pound and put it in the water

there is a school on my head omggg what should I do?//

Burn it! And you'll burn too!
There's a albatraoz on my head what should I do?

Idk albatraoz,eat it? punch it?
Meh,Just fell it off.

There's a torn paper on my head what should i do?

Throw it in a trash can .-.

There's an arrow in my head what should i do?

Just throw it in the box

There's A STRONG BOX ON MY HEAD WHAT SHOULD I DO